Nature's Ice Cream

This seems unlikely ever to be a staple of the CM/JW household, but for the record, I tried it recently and liked it a lot!  Especially with a hearty sprinkle of nutmeg.  I wonder if something similar could be done with avocado and maybe some honey.

I'm gonna drink Butter Shots, I'm gonna sing a lot a lot

This comment was on Chowhound:
Another great use for the marshmallow skin is as an impromptu shot glass. Pull the browned mallow off the uncooked inside, gently place in your mouth with the hole facing up/out. Tilt your head back and have a willing accomplice fill the mallow glass (currently held in your mouth) with butter ripple schnapps or Irish cream. And then drop the whole boozy, toasty, caramelized concoction into your mouth. Classy.

Toasted marshmallow + Butter Shots? Genius!

Male Avengers

This made me laugh.  And nod.

ZOMBIES, RUN!

My brother has been eyeing this game.  I like the idea of having a "reason" to run, but am not sure that escalating zombie moans would be my running soundtrack of choice.

Tuna

My office suddenly smells like tuna!
Did someone sneak in and dump a tuna sandwich in my garbage when I was picking up my printouts?
Or maybe someone is eating one just outside.
Yuck.

Samoyeds

My brother and I are obsessed with Samoyeds recently.  We send each other pictures all day.  Look at these puppies!  Don't they look like tiny bears?

Wardrobe Manager

If I'm ever rich, I will hire a Wardrobe Manager.  My Wardrobe Manager (WM) will know my taste, coloring, and the dimensions of my body as well as I do, or better, and will shop often and judiciously for pieces that might work with my wardrobe.  Once a month or so, we will have a grand fitting session where I will try on all the pieces the WM has picked out, and s/he will show me how to mix and match the pieces we decide to keep with other items in my closet to put together complete outfits.  The WM will also have mad tailoring skills and will be able to hem, take in, or otherwise adapt articles of clothing to fit me perfectly.

If we're talking ideal world, the WM will also be in charge of wardrobe cleaning and care.  S/he will take care of ironing and dry cleaning runs (which means I might actually be willing to buy clothes that need to be ironed or dry cleaned) and all other laundry.  S/he will also perform minor repairs when necessary, and will keep my jewelry, shoes, and handbags in good condition.

I feel like there must be people out there who do this stuff.  Celebrities, for example, probably don't have too much time to deal with their clothes, and they always have to look fabulous.  I bet some of them hire people to help.